Advocate office instructions - on a lighter note

An Advocate wrote this in his office for his clients

My expectations from my client

• Please bring your old case records but don't bring your opinion about your old advocate... I am no better than him/her...

• Wait patiently in the queue...

• My phone is for EMERGENCY...

• If you want, please do wish me when u meet me in a marriage or birthday party or a hotel but don't discuss your matter problems there also...

• Don't praise me that I saved you, because I didn't do anything extra, it's my duty to work . It is God who heals, but when there is a complication please understand it's also His wish... Many complications, adverse effects of law are not my work... It's sometimes your own instructions which responds in a peculiar way...

• If you are not happy with my work, go away to my brother or sister colleague, don't just waste your time...

• Take my advice, don't read internet and decide about your Matter *, I *don't repair my computer seeing instructions on internet, so also you can't get advice on Google...

• Come prepared with your complaints... I am happy if you write and bring especially points and I can answer your points well...

• Don't answer your mobile in my cabin, keep it on SILENT mode and LISTEN to me...

• I end acknowledging that I am called an Advocate only because of you... When you are in my cabin, you are only my "CLIENT" and NOT an Officer or Minister or Media Man or Teacher

• and in the end I remind you that I too am a Human Being like you...

Thank You...